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{"fact":"In the original Italian version of Cinderella, the benevolent fairy godmother figure was a cat.","length":95}

{"slip": { "id": 26, "advice": "Don't cross the streams."}}

{"fact":"Cats can jump up to 7 times their tail length.","length":46}

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{"slip": { "id": 20, "advice": "Don't put off breaking up with someone when you know you want to. Prolonging the situation only makes it worse."}}

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{"fact":"The first cat show was in 1871 at the Crystal Palace in London.","length":63}