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Hurst is a village in the civil parish of St Nicholas Hurst in the Borough of Wokingham, Berkshire, England. The village lies between Twyford and Wokingham, about 1.5 miles (2.4 km) north of the M4 motorway.
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Küsnachter Tobel is a small river canyon or gorge, respectively, on the southwestern slope of the Pfannenstiel mountain in the canton of Zürich, Switzerland, formed by the Küsnachter Dorfbach, which drains into Lake Zurich.
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