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{"type":"standard","title":"King-Size Homer","displaytitle":"King-Size Homer","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q942495","titles":{"canonical":"King-Size_Homer","normalized":"King-Size Homer","display":"King-Size Homer"},"pageid":1733731,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/5/55/King-Size_Homer.png/330px-King-Size_Homer.png","width":320,"height":242},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/55/King-Size_Homer.png","width":363,"height":275},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1291879425","tid":"6b64448c-382a-11f0-b216-b315a1584bd7","timestamp":"2025-05-23T23:05:29Z","description":"7th episode of the 7th season of The Simpsons","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/King-Size_Homer","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/King-Size_Homer?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/King-Size_Homer?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:King-Size_Homer"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/King-Size_Homer","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/King-Size_Homer","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/King-Size_Homer?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:King-Size_Homer"}},"extract":"\"King-Size Homer\" is the seventh episode of the seventh season of the American animated television series The Simpsons. It originally aired on Fox in the United States on November 5, 1995. In the episode, Homer despises the nuclear plant's new exercise program and decides to attain a weight of 300 pounds (136 kg) so he can claim a disability and work from home.","extract_html":"
\"King-Size Homer\" is the seventh episode of the seventh season of the American animated television series The Simpsons. It originally aired on Fox in the United States on November 5, 1995. In the episode, Homer despises the nuclear plant's new exercise program and decides to attain a weight of 300 pounds (136 kg) so he can claim a disability and work from home.
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