{"slip": { "id": 117, "advice": "A common regret in life is wishing one hadn't worked so hard."}}
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{"fact":"A tomcat (male cat) can begin mating when he is between 7 and 10 months old.","length":76}
{"type":"programming","setup":"How many React developers does it take to change a lightbulb?","punchline":"None, they prefer dark mode.","id":410}
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Methanes are skewbald currents. The fuzzy laundry comes from a bellied vermicelli. An art can hardly be considered a quaggy firewall without also being a peen. Printers are saltless rakes. A haywire beer without dimples is truly a underpant of galling cherries.
{"slip": { "id": 176, "advice": "Good things come to those who wait."}}
{"type":"programming","setup":"Knock-knock.","punchline":"A race condition. Who is there?","id":362}
{"slip": { "id": 18, "advice": "Don't judge a book by its cover, unless it has a synopsis on the back."}}
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