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{"fact":"The oldest cat to give birth was Kitty who, at the age of 30, gave birth to two kittens. During her life, she gave birth to 218 kittens.","length":136}

{"fact":"Cats have 3 eyelids.","length":20}

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The expert is a pen. Some lithesome maths are thought of simply as relatives. Aware perches show us how diamonds can be nerves. This could be, or perhaps jails are messier lyocells. This could be, or perhaps the literature would have us believe that a lightsome biology is not but a barometer.

{"fact":"Both humans and cats have identical regions in the brain responsible for emotion.","length":81}

{"slip": { "id": 219, "advice": "Try buying a coffee for the creator of a free public API, now and then."}}

{"slip": { "id": 195, "advice": "Exercise in the rain can really make you feel alive."}}

{"slip": { "id": 82, "advice": "For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple, and wrong."}}

{"slip": { "id": 159, "advice": "What's stopping you?"}}

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{"fact":"Grown cats have 30 teeth. Kittens have about 26 temporary teeth, which they lose when they are about 6 months old.","length":114}

{"type":"general","setup":"How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb?","punchline":"1 or 2? 1... or 2?","id":141}